My temp is driving me crazy! Please help!!?

OK…my bogus law firm, LSK, has been overwhelmed with work lately, so I’ve hired a temp from a local agency to help ease the burden. Natasha, my temp, has supposedly had lots of legal experience. She has been here less than a week, and I don’t think it’s going to work out. First, she brings framed pictures of all of her aunts, uncles, cousins, and even her dogs and cats, and puts them on the wall. That should have been a clue right there that something was amiss.Then, I asked her to file a suit, and next thing I know, I find my business suit coat is crumpled inside a filing cabinet. Then I wanted her to key in some information onto a spread sheet, and she sent it back with all these “X’s in red, written all over the draft, like she is an elementary school teacher. I’ve been thinking of filing a suit against the temp agency, but I have only one suit left that isn’t wrinkled beyond recognition. I want to fire her, but how exactly do you fire a temp? Anyone else have bad temps?